Saturday, April 30, 2005
I Hate My Photo! (But I Give You Alternatives)
Oh well, my first time posting here (though I'm only supposed to post after exams, I couldn't resist).
Firstly, I'd like to thank YH and Neo for their flawless work and exquisite tweaking of HTML to create this beautiful blog for us! Thank you dearies! *muacks*
But one thing is:
WHY IS MY DISPLAY PICTURE SO FUCKING UGLY?!!!
I LOOK LIKE FUCKING PIG SHIT THERE CAN?!!! PIG SHIT from PIG CLAN. Nabeh.
I mean it. When I first came to this blog, the first thing that greeted me (very unpleasantly) was this ugly, unflattering, pimply picture of me. It was like a huge smack in my face. I saw my face, revealed in all its inglory, staring back at me.
Come on, I don't look that bad in real life, so I demand a change of photo! Now! As soon as possible! Immediately! Whatever!
Ok enough of me being petulant. I shall revert to being mature (somewhat).
The point is, when I saw myself in that photo, I was extremely taken aback, and incredibly horrified. It was a nasty shock to me. It was the first thing I saw, and trust me, it doesn't exactly do any wonders for my already badly-beaten ego.
Then the next thing I saw was Andy's picture, and I thought to myself again: Nabeh.
Because of all the pictures of Andy we have, Neo had to pick the one in which he had his ugly orangey-brown hair.
But it's ok because I'm not so concerned about how Andy looks, it's how LIN BEH looks. So yes, I think I have proved my point adequately. A change of photo for me is in order. And I have been kind enough to go to the trouble of providing some suitable ones. Neo, you can use this:
OMG!!! Look at that! Have you guys ever seen anyone that beautiful? No right!
This one looks great too, if only because I cropped the photo carefully enough to ensure my enviable cleavage can still be seen. Now Bryan, Kevin, Johnathan and Neo, you guys can stop drooling.
Or this one! See how jolly and happy I look here? The most beautiful women are the ones who are confident and happy. I fit the bill perfectly.
But the best photo has got to be this one:
I know it looks a little weird. I don't know why, but when it was developed, there was this weird line cutting me and Jerry apart. Jerry is furious of course, he's intending to sue Kodak for their lousy work.
Oh, and the reason why he looks so sad and pensive there while I look so happy is because he'd just found out that I'd maxed out all the 17 supplementary cards he'd given me. I still forced him to take the photo with me anyway.
LOL~ Till the next time, piglet darlings!
Neo Chua Pig Plogged At 7:53 AM
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